Oh man, it was between this sketch and the super-great “Homosexual” one, but this one had the edge for giving us the phrase “voracious lesbite.”

Phrases for the ages:

“I wonder, Ms. Talliot, whether or not you were aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self-confessed lesbian.”

“During the course of your duties as a woman”

“openly lesbicious”

“houses in which it is statistically probably that acts of lesboid love have been committed”

“a monstrous bull-dyke of your standing”

“Is it not a fact, Miss Toilet, that the words ‘parish council’ are an infamous anagram of the words ‘lispian crouch’?”