- Slytherins definitely have the best music taste.
- I am extremely loyal but not blindly so. I will do anything to protect my friends once they’ve earned my trust and it takes a lot for them to break it, but once that line is crossed it is scorched fucking earth and I do not see a problem with that.
- Not all Slytherins are wizard Nazis.
- There’s nothing wrong with being judicious, and maybe edging on shrewd, about your time and energy. I’m a busy woman and can’t be wasting time on relationships that aren’t at least mutually emotionally fulfilling.
- Slytherins are really smart but aren’t showoffs about it (looking at you, Ravenclaw).
- Snakes are rad.
- I just watched Magic Mike XXL again and Rome totally seems like she’d be a Slytherin.
- Labels are meaningless. You can’t see borders from space, man.
- Slytherins have to have the best sex. They have to. Badgers just don’t have good sex.
- Merlin himself was a Slytherin! Merlin!
- I strive to be very kind and I’m probably more of a Slytherpuff but Pottermore just doesn’t know me like that so it should quit judging me so quickly, you know?
- Yes I know the Sorting Hat lets you choose but honestly I’d take Slytherin over hanging with the jocks over in Gryffindor.
- People who have the ability to do magic are objectively better than those who can’t. That’s just a fact. I don’t understand why that’s a problem.
- It’s fine. I’m fine.
- I’m probably not a good Slytherin because if I were I’d be better at hiding my feelings.
- “Slytherins tend to hesitate before acting, so as to weigh all possible outcomes before deciding exactly what should be done.” Oh yup, yup yup yup.
- Okay so I’m a mediocre Slytherin who is very resourceful and ambitious but doesn’t let that get in the way of friendship.
- Once again, who cares, I can do magic.
Add a comment
537 Comments on Reasons Why I Am Totally Fine And Not Freaked Out To Be A Slytherin