Oatmeal with soy sauce, banana bread (when there is some), kefir, black tea, herbal tea, and some water is the the breakfast of champions and bartenders. What are your aspirational summer activities? The Bartender dreams of picnicking in the park, but has literally never in their life picnicked anywhere. Sitting on the ground is uncomfortable! And bugs get into the food! And there are crumbs. But one can dream. Open-thread!!