Who even won Eurovision 2015? Sweden? Okay, I guess that was fine, but it just sounded like the sort of song that one of the background bands would cover in Pitch Perfect. And Serbia was pretty great. But I’m just saying Belgium’s song is the only one that’s been stuck in my head for almost a year now.

It’s just so delightfully angular and European! It’s like a musical version of Sprockets. I want to buy furniture designed by that band.