By Melissa Chandler

Melissa Chandler lives and writes in San Francisco and doesn't like the fancy movie theater where they make you choose your seat before you even go in. She's on Twitter.

  1. You Can Take It In Spades At the blood donation center I am my most brave self and it is early early, but I’ve been up for a while. I had to eat breakfast, a strange undertaking. I stood over the sink chewing a chunk of baguette that did not want to go down. Remember when I bet you twenty dollars you couldn’t eat a slice of Wonder Bread in under a minute? The nurse…