It is five years in the future. Instead of having awards shows, once a year the world's most courageous actors are brought to the White House and given medals for their bravery. President Michelle Obama presides over this year's ceremony. "For portraying an overt racist while not being an overt racist in his everyday personal life, the Congressional Medal of Honor." "For gaining five pounds for a role, female, the Purple Heart." "For losing forty-eight…