"More saving. More doing. That's the power of the Home Depot." You disgusting sheep. You cannot possibly begin to imagine the Home Depot's true power. You swarm in when the doors open, and you swarm out when the doors close, and you buy whatever the men in the orange aprons tell you to buy, and you stand in line, and you drive away with your twine and your pressed boards and your Miracle-Gro, which performs…