This week, in its infinite wisdom which passeth all understanding, brought us the following:

Anne of Green Gable being a real dirtbag
The triumphant return of Dad Magazine
Stabbing dudes artistically in Dial M For Murder

Do you remember this week? I sure do. In some ways, it's still happening. The face of Mrs. Gorf still scares us, even now. Phoenix Tso and Alexandra Flanagan summed up five years of sexual assault policy at Tufts. We saw Vampire Academy! They're...not really vampires.