Do you remember this week? I sure do. In some ways, it’s still happening.

• The face of Mrs. Gorf still scares us, even now.
• Phoenix Tso and Alexandra Flanagan summed up five years of sexual assault policy at Tufts.
• We saw Vampire Academy! They’re…not really vampires.
• Once Nicole explained the joke to me, I laughed heartily.
• Dirtbag Hamlet warmed our hearts:

Enter HAMLET, skateboarding
OPHELIA: My lord, I–
HAMLET ollies over OPHELIA’s head
HAMLET [offstage]: we were never dating

• Jaya got just a little bit more caught up and we all decided to hate the past for making such small boots. No, the past, we’re just kidding! Come back! My God, come back, if only for a moment!