8. Turning into a possum and hiding underneath a construction site until you die of dehydration. 7. Looking at a dog, getting too distracted by the dog's eyes (they look so human!) to update your portfolio. 6. Buying stocks that do not actually exist in your dreams, then running onto the exchange floor just before the closing bell, screaming "I AM THE TITAN OF SLEEP AND I DEMAND MY SHARES NOW." 5. Buying low, then…