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Scientists Confirm: Plenty Of Water In California, It’s Just Over There

by Mallory Ortberg · August 18, 2015
Recent studies suggest the water in California, there's plenty of it, and you shouldn't worry so much. Where's all the water? Just look at it. There's some right here, and also just behind you, from before, when you turned around and you weren't looking, but it was there. The water's plenty of it.
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Studies Show That You Should Come Into This Room Right Over Here, And That You Should Come Alone

by Mallory Ortberg · June 24, 2015
Studies suggest that you should come alone.
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Research Reveals Most People Not “Bad With Names,” Only Forget Yours

by Mallory Ortberg · September 17, 2014
Studies have shown that most people aren't really "bad with names," only yours.

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