A white dude is writing a Gone With the Wind prequel from Mammy’s perspective.
Let us speak more, today, of Broad City. Let us speak of when Ilana slept with the mega-hot bi dude and then discovered he was in a terrible improv group.
Behold, the magazine selection at my gym in Utah. Note that the usual copies of (I am quite serious) Heavy Duty Trucking were taken, much to my chagrin, as was The American Legion. At some point, someone casually set down a copy of the January 2014 issue of Men’s Journal, with Chris Pine on the cover, and I cut off an old woman to get to it first.
Farewell, Television Without Pity. We had some great times. Remember, you can still read Previously.TV and Dear Television.
I can honestly say that until this instant I had no idea who Merlin Olsen is, but apparently he was the greatest athlete Utah ever produced, and was also very nice and on TV. Who is your state’s most august athlete, according to Sports Illustrated in 1999?
When Robert Christgau reviewed an Animaniacs album. My God, what a great show that was, though. Still chasing the dragon of trying to be as sexy as Minerva Mink, you gotta believe in yourself and your amazing dressing table.
The great Jane Marie answers beauty questions over at Rookie!
Look, you shouldn’t shove your husband off a cliff, but if you do, you should DEFINITELY say “he fell” and not text your friends anything weird about it.
Leslie Jamison’s new essay collection, The Empathy Exams, just got a great review in the New York Times. She is a friend, and she is the best kind of friend: the kind that writes a book you can GENUINELY and MERRILY recommend to others!
