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MALLORY YOU HAVE TOO MUCH POWER
That's about how I look when I'm eating a green salad without dressing.
91 replies · active 458 weeks ago
"After I finish this, I guess I'll start eating my headband".
1 reply · active 512 weeks ago
Big hair, no carbs
this is a facial expression that says to me "UGH NO ONE has asked what my secret is to getting my hair so naturally lustrous! WHAT is even the POINT of botanivorism if no one ASKS about it..."
I was hoping for a picture of Ivory soap, but this will work!
or maybe she had polished off a roasted pig in its entirety right before this was painted, and the only way to rid her mouth of the delicious pork smell was to eat a bunch of wild flowers, stem et al.
Those better be certified organic flowers if she's really eating clean.
*me trying to take a sexy pic*
How you got ahold of a picture of me on my lunch break is beyond me.
angry chewing llama
Wait, is eating "clean" a thing? Like, a thing apart from rinsing off fruits and veggies? What is it?
54 replies · active 512 weeks ago
There's a picture of me from either fifth or sixth grade eating an apple and reading April Morning while I made this face. The apple was fine, I just really fucking hated April Morning. Maybe someone was reading the 19th century equivalent to her while she sat for the painting.
Young Aveline?
Are the flowers in her hair a snack for later? Yum, peach flavor!
I once ate through a tasting menu at a very fancy restaurant where one of the salads was basically a bouquet of bitter greens and edible flowers, with pecan butter in the middle. It was tied with twine and was to be eaten exactly like this.
2 replies · active 512 weeks ago
True story: I once took a greeting card with that image on it to my hairdresser. I think there were four or five different color foils involved in the end result.
I am pretty sure she's pulling the seed pods off of shepherd's purse (so called because the pods look like tiny hearts, or the purses that shepherds made from sheep testicle skin. Come live with me and be my love.) because there's an herb lore thing where you hold them under your tongue and then spit-spray them out as some sort of prognostication of future love. Keep in mind this is stuff from when I was about 12 and really into herb lore, so it's... vague. And not on the internet.

Also it's supposed to help with cramps, so that might be the face of a woman in a world without analgesics.
1 reply · active 512 weeks ago
Bitches both pick and eat flowers furiously, it would seem.
*sings*
You don't win friends with salad!
I assume she funneled it through a raccoon first

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