DIRTBAG SHAKESPEARE imagines modern remakes of Shakespearean plays with a teenage dirtbag cast. The rest is pretty self-explanatory. Most recently: Dirtbag Romeo & Juliet. THREE WITCHES appear on the heath.  WITCH #1: have you ever killed a pig MACBETH: what WITCH #2: do you want to be king MACBETH: king of what WITCH #3: king of jerking off jesus "king of what"   MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king LADY…

The sound of a door shutting is heard from below.

They do not move.

She waits, at the end of patience.

Half-dressed, comes to the door.

Gropes distractedly about, seizes HELMER'S domino, throws it round her, while she says in quick, hoarse, spasmodic whispers.

Laughing.

She holds her face up to his.

He stifles her.