DEXTER: Three years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping. Which was very bad manners. I'll make it up to you by going through with it now as originally planned. TRACY: No, I don't believe I'll marry you again at all, Dexter. DEXTER: Not marry me again? Why on earth not? I've been skulking around your house for absolute hours, insulting your fiancé and making veiled, insulting insinuations about your…

Previously in this series: The sequel to The Beauty And The Beast those hot blonde triplets deserved. MRS. DE WINTER: How could we be close when I knew you were always thinking of Rebecca? How could I even ask you to love me when I knew you loved Rebecca still? MAXIM DE WINTER: What are you talking about? What do you mean? MRS. DE WINTER: Whenever you touched me, I knew you…

Previously in this series: The sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that Charlie’s mother deserves.

EXT. DAY. UNNAMED FRENCH VILLAGE. The THREE BLONDE TRIPLETS and GASTON are all sitting on the edge of the fountain Belle was reading at during the “Bonjour” number. The BLONDES look as serious as possible, for them. 

TRIPLET #1: So I have a question.

GASTON: Sorry, what are your names?

TRIPLET #1: That’s

…

INT. DAY. THE BUCKETS' family home. CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE have just left for their factory tour. MRS BUCKET puts down her laundry stick and gazes over the four-poster bed.

MRS BUCKET [tiredly]: How many of the rest of you can walk?

Silence.