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15. Showing up at someone’s house to deliver previously-ordered Girl Scout cookies.

14. Requesting toilet paper in a public bathroom.

13. Requesting a tampon in a public bathroom.

12. Email.

11. Facebook message.

10. Facebook chat.

9. Physical letter (tremendous sense of obligation conveyed).

8. Showing up at someone’s house to sell Girl Scout cookies.

7. Gchat.

6. Text.

5. “Do you have a minute for gay marriage?”

4. Cell phone call.

3. Showing up at someone’s house because you were driving by and saw the lights were on.

2. Tapping on someone’s shoulder when you are both frequenting a brothel.

1. Landline call.

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