Advice A Style Guide For The Dystopia
A set of standards for general use in the blasted hellscape that was once Earth.
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Advice Important Sources Of Protein For Introverts
Close friendships with just a few people
An avocado sliced in thoughtful silence
No birthday party, just a couple of friends over for an intimate dinner of chickpeas and listening
An INTJ salmon
Advice Dear Businesslady: How Do I Do Right By My Coworker?
The Toast's job advice columnist on how best to help an alcoholic coworker and manage/mentor a young employee.
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice for Dealing with People You Can’t Stand
Aunt Acid, The Toast's advice columnist, counsels readers on how to deal with impossible people.
Meta Buttered This Week: Aug 22-28
“You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life” ― Julia Child
First of course, Roxane breaks the terrible news: The Butter is saying good-bye.
HUGE, teary thanks to all you brilliant Butter writers, so much butter to our bread. It's been a joy to read and publish your work. And to you readers for loving it all as much as we did.
Advice Ask Bear: Be Glad in Love
Bear offers advice to a reader trying to decide between two lovers in the latest 'Ask Bear' column for The Butter.
Advice Can We Guess What You Would Have Died Of In The Early Modern Period Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
It's probably childbirth.
Meta Buttered This Week: Aug. 15-21
This week was the full feelings buffet. Remember, you can always come back for more: Celeste Ng called How to Make Yogurt in Manila by Grace Talusan ‘beautiful and moving’ (on the Twitter machine) so you don’t have to take our word for its awesomeness. “Things That Are Meant To Make You Feel Safe And …
Advice Ask Bear: How Do I Learn About Happiness?
Bear, The Butter's advice columnist, counsels a reader wondering how to leave unhappiness behind and find joy in life.
Advice How To Menstruate
Fifteen easy steps.
Advice Ask Bear: You Need to Stop
Just put your phone down.
Advice How Not To Get Yelled At
Never getting yelled at is the highest aim in life.
Advice Ayn Rand’s If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
If you give a mouse a cookie, you value neither the cookie nor yourself.
Advice Ask Bear: How Do You Know If You Want to Have Kids?
Bear counsels a reader trying to figure out if they want to have kids in this week's Ask Bear advice column for The Butter.
Link Roundup Buttered This Week: July 24-31
A list of links to everything on The Butter this week.
