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fine
sfine
syou want to know where the treasure is?
i don,t care
i dont care
i’ll tell you

You will?
tell you about treasures
tell you about all the treasures i wanna tell you about
Thank you
Thank you so much
this could end the fighting between the men
no but Jim
Jim Jim Jim Jim
listen

I’m listening
I’m ready
listen to me
the real treasure is friendship, Jim
you and me is the real treasure
if I could rename Treasure Island
Id call it my friend jim island
I would

jim
jim remINd me
how many legs do you have

John…
no no no no yes
how many legs
do you have under your body
like for walking

I’m sorry
I shouldn’t have brought it up
is it two
because if it’s two

yes
are either of them A STICK
it’s two
then sounds to me like you’re one LUCKY Jim


SWEET CHRIST
THE BLACK SPOT
ahahahha
This is a joke to you?
You laugh?
This is my death warrant

what devilry is this?
how came you by this symbol?
it’s emojiiiis

hey jimbles
yes?
theres a LOT of things you can bury you know
not just treasure

what have you been burying?
nothinnnnnnng
what have you buried?
idk
what can’t you bury jim

im just saying if you want to bury something besides treasure
you probably can

what are you doing right now
jim?
hey can u look something up for me
how long do birds live

jim
jim
jim
jim
jim r u awake
jimmmmmmm
sleepy jimmyi gotta
i gotta tell you something
you can’t maroon your problems jim
thats your problem

jim you can maroon some of the people some of the time
and you can maroon all of the people some of the time
wait thats not right
because if you maroon everyone
then its not really marooning
because everyone’s all there together
look jim
Jim shut up
the point is
the point is you can’t keep marooning your feelings
your problems
whichever

my problem is that one of my legs is a stick
plus i have all this treasure i stole
but your problem is
you got real problems lucky jim
you up?
i’m coming over i bet youre up

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