When you read this, I will be on a plane with a toddler with motion sickness, so what better time to allow others to chatter happily amongst themselves, free from that particular torment?

There is nothing worse than tweeting something incredibly funny at a time of day when no one notices it, or tweeting something that would be perfectly topical a week and a half later, or realizing too late that a slight modification would have made it perfect. And there is nothing better than making jokes about David Gilmour.

So, now, this is your chance to share with us the funniest thing you’ve ever tweeted, modified if necessary to be EVEN FUNNIER. I will not participate, because otherwise this would be a monstrous post. You can also showcase the tweets of others.

If I am still alive when my flight lands, perhaps I will take some of the best and do a tribute post, but I wouldn’t count on that outcome.