Religion How to Say You’re a Christian in Your Twitter Bio Without Really Saying It by Cort Gatliff & Joseph Amagliani · October 26, 2015 Jesus is my fave.
Family Peak Dad Has Been Achieved By Mine Own Dad by Mallory Ortberg · August 27, 2015 I'm so ashamed.
Family The Mom Apotheosis by Mallory Ortberg · October 24, 2014 The most mom stories in the world, anthologized.
The Internet The Internet: A Glossary by Mallory Ortberg · October 20, 2014 A glossary for Twitter and the Internet writ large.
Movies Selections from the Stay Puft Marshmallows Corporate Twitter by Adam Bertocci · March 10, 2014 We apologize for last night's tweet. We had not yet heard about the incident in New York. Our thoughts & prayers are with everyone affected. - Stay Puft
Ancient Grains On The Bisexual: Their Care and Feeding by Nico Deyo · January 28, 2014 Nico Deyo presents The Toast with a field guide to the wily bisexual.
Beauty Your Funniest Tweet by Nicole Cliffe · September 26, 2013 Readers of The Toast engage in a warm circle-jerk of self-promotion.
Books The Rage of Jonathan Franzen by Mallory Ortberg · September 16, 2013 When women don't have sex with Jonathan Franzen, he gets angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Advice #YoureHired by Allison Pohle · August 19, 2013 The job interview of the future, the Twitter use of your youth.