11 Comments

  1. thezlot +17

    I think of this sketch every time I watch my other favorite, “Daddy Drank,” when Kevin drinks a bright red cocktail from a martini glass at the end. Apparently Dave’s character in “Girl Drink Drunk” is based on Kevin in real life, because Mark got him a ‘girl drink’ at a bar once to ease him into the alcohol experience. TRUTH IN COMEDY okay I will go nerd elsewhere now

  2. Es_Petal +4

    I am a total girl drink drunk – I’m 95% teetotal, but give me a cocktail that tastes like dessert and I’m there with bells on.

  3. QuadsForDays +8

    I dated a guy – my first college boyfriend – who drank Pink Squirrels. I am pretty sure that part of our breakup was caused by me shouting GIRL DRINK DRUNK at him.

  4. thiscallsforsoap +1

    Buddy of mine, big guy, once had a Vex. Knocked him the fuck out. Those things pack a hell of a punch!

  5. adriftinchina +1

    Whenever anyone orders a drink w/more than two ingredients I force them to listen to a summary of “Girl Drink Drunk”, including Dave sneaking into the office supply closet to whip up something in a blender.