The bartender is from California. The bartender is unamused at having to miss the meetup. Angry bartender. So I give you a mostly finished glass of wine and a half-eaten salad. Because everyone is having fun except for me. Toasties who are not going to the meetup, comment like the wind! A powerful, angry, East Coast wind.

The Toastesses also wanted me to provide the following information to you, which they threaten is for the last time except for some point on Monday:

Our non-paranormal San Francisco meetup is going to be from 7-9pm on Monday, November 4th, at the BART-accessible Thieves Tavern in the Mission. Mallory says it’s divey and low-key and quiet and has cheap drinks and you can dress like you’re at home watching Netflix.