After revealing a behinds-the-scenes look at what goes into their Chicken McNuggets, McDonald’s announced today that in addition to the four standard McNugget shapes — the familiar ball, boot, bone and bell — all North American McDonald’s franchises will now begin selling additional shapes: The All-Seeing Eye [invisibly pictured], The CLASSIFIED [picture redacted], The Robber’s Cross [VASHTI FORGIVE US], and The Square and Compass [strengthen the hive, strengthen the hive].

“These shapes will be mandatory,” a spokesman from McDonald’s headquarters said in a press release. “The shapes will be mandatory.”

These shapes will be mandatory. End transmission.