After revealing a behinds-the-scenes look at what goes into their Chicken McNuggets, McDonald’s announced today that in addition to the four standard McNugget shapes — the familiar ball, boot, bone and bell – all North American McDonald’s franchises will now begin selling additional shapes: The All-Seeing Eye [invisibly pictured], The CLASSIFIED [picture redacted], The Robber’s Cross [VASHTI FORGIVE US], and The Square and Compass [strengthen the hive, strengthen the hive].
“These shapes will be mandatory,” a spokesman from McDonald’s headquarters said in a press release. “The shapes will be mandatory.”
These shapes will be mandatory. End transmission.
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Which is worse: Having Opinions about preferred McNugget shapes, or Having Opinions about favored Tetriminoes?
Well, if your opinion is that anything other than the boot is preferred, I pick #1
Mmmmmmm das boot.
God, I love the word “Tetrimino.”
I prefer the third option: Having Opinions.
Mmmmmm all-seeing eye nuggets with conspiracy sauce. Damn, now I have to get them for lunch.
“all North American McDonald’s franchises will now begin selling three additional shapes”
But there are 4 new shapes listed, I don’t –
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Picard has something to say about this:
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FOREVER!
Ball, bone, boot, and bell to be replaced with bell, book, and candle for drive-through exorcisms.
Is anyone else viscerally disgusted by the word “nugget”?
Well I am now.
(“A fish this fine belongs in a fish nugget-style chunklet!”)
Chunklet. Terrible.
Not just you. My friend used to torment her younger sister by calling her a “butt nugget” when we were kids, which has been successful in putting me off chicken nuggets ever since.
Is there something really weird about boneless chicken being shaped like a bone?
Yes. Is it as weird or weirder than whatever the McRib is, though?
No. Nothing is weirder than the McRib.
I literally only found out last year that nuggets were in specific shapes and not just sort of randomly jigsawed out of sheet of mulched chicken
I had no idea until now. I just thought they were nugget shaped!
Huh. I had always just assumed that all mcnuggets started out the same shape, but some got deformed in the manufacturing process. You learn something every day!
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They must not be in my area yet. I specifically went to lunch looking for the new shapes, and I Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn feel no different. It could be the Sweet Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Chili sauce I used though.
What’s the shape of that one gross dark meat nugget that you always get?
That one is tumor-shaped.