How to Make Risotto

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It has come to my attention that I am really great at making risotto. Maybe because I’m Italian, maybe because I COOK WITH LOVE, maybe just because I excel at all things carbohydrate related. Probably a combination of the three.

That being said, I often get asked for my risotto recipe. Which is a hard question to answer, because risotto doesn’t so much have a recipe as it has a METHOD. Sorry for being a pretentious little shit right now, but it’s true. Cooking risotto is a PROCESS that depends on feeling when everything is right and if you adhere really closely to a recipe, you will almost certainly screw it all up.

This actually gets it pretty close, except (1) get outta there with those pine nuts, (2) you need to sauté your mushrooms separately rather than dumping them in at the end because you are not an animal, (3) there is not enough cheese, my god, and (4) there is not enough wine either, JFC, and (5) there aren’t that many other ingredient amounts listed, which is fine if you are me and therefore have a god-given talent for knowing how to create risotto. But for everyone else, here is how you do it. You may have to make it a few times before you get it right, but once you do, prepare to have a culinary orgasm. Or maybe a real orgasm? I don’t know your life.

GATHER YOUR SHIT 

220px-White_Wine_GlasSo you need a bottle of white wine. Well, actually, you just need 1 to 1 and a 1/4 cups of white wine. Most recipes say that you should use a dry white, but honestly I don’t think that matters. For example last night I used moscato by mistake, and it was fine; I just added a little extra cheese at the end to balance out any sweetness. OH THE SACRIFICES WE MAKE. So, basically, use whatever white wine you want. Just don’t use shit wine that you wouldn’t drink, because that would be stupid, and also drinking wine is a key step in the risotto creation process.

You are also going to need 6 to 8 cups of chicken stock, and that is where quality matters. I haven’t ever made my own stock because I have a life with actual responsibilities. However, if you can find time to make your own stock, then congratulations! Use that and please send some to me. If not, and you are making risotto for a *~*~fancy occasion~*~* then go to an expensive grocery store and buy some of the stock they make in-house. (If you live in NYC, Citarella does this. It’s in the case near the salad bar.) You also are completely allowed to use regular boxes of chicken stock (don’t use cans, those skeeve me out, I dunno), but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET LOW SODIUM, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A STROKE RIGHT HERE ON YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR? Haha, just kidding, obviously you don’t care about your health, you’re about to make a meal almost solely consisting of carbs and fat. You just want to be able to control the salt content. Note that if you’re using boxed stock, it will have less flavor, so you may want to let it simmer with some dried porcini mushrooms and/or the rind of a hunk of Parmesan and maybe a bay leaf for 20 minutes or so before you get started. But that’s just optional, albeit totally badass.

OH BUT JULIA WHERE IS THE RICE? Duh, you need 1 and 1/2 cups of arborio rice. If you use something else you are not making risotto, the end, full stop. I’m sure some of these barley and quinoa ”risotto” recipes are pretty tasty, but they aren’t risotto, they are stupid trendy and/or healthy knock offs. And as we have already determined, you are not here for your health.

800px-Shallots-WholeAlso, you need 1 onion, diced (or a couple of shallots, which I prefer because I am a gourmand), salt, 1/2 cup of freshly grated Parmesan cheese, 1 teaspoon of saffron because you are not fucking around in your spice game, 2 tablespoons of olive oil, 2 tablespoons of butter, and whatever other random vegetables you want to add to your risotto. Here are some options!

  • Mushrooms
  • Peas
  • Asparagus
  • Leeks
  • Cherry tomatoes, roasted at 450 for 10 minute until they caramelize and pop in the oven, which is annoying to clean up but NATURE’S CANDY, Y’ALL

Whichever you pick, cook them separately in a little olive oil, and then set them off to the side until the end of the risotto process.

736px-Sheet_bronze_cauldron_british_museumCOOK WITH FIRE

1. Simmer your stock. If you are using the Parmesan rind and porcini mushroom strategy, do that. If not, just simmer it in a pot. This is not a difficult concept.

2. In a separate pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion and let cook for about 3 minutes or until soft.

3. LET’S GET THIS RISOTTO PARTY STARTED! Pour in your rice and a big pinch of salt and stir it all up so all of the grains get coated with olive oil. Let the rice cook for a few more minutes, stirring occasionally, until it starts to smell like toasted rice (although if any of you have ever actually toasted rice, you may have bigger problems that risotto can’t solve), and the edges of each grain become slightly translucent.

4. Pour the wine into your risotto pot. Also add the [insert dollar bills flying away emoji] saffron. Stir using the oldest wooden spoon you can find. Bonus points if it belonged to an Italian grandmother named Strega Nona. Stir until the wine is mostly absorbed by the rice. You will think the rice will never absorb all that wine. It will. Trust in Strega.

5. Once the wine is absorbed, add in your stock one ladle at a time, waiting for each ladle to be absorbed before adding the next. What do you do while the stock is absorbing? Why, YOU STIR, OF COURSE! You literally cannot stop stirring. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you stop stirring, you will notice that WITHIN SECONDS the rice on the bottom of the pot starts to get gummy and thick. THIS IS TERRIBLE. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES. I’ve seen a bunch of recipes going around recently that promise you risotto “without all of that pesky stirring!” These recipes are LYING TO YOU. They were written by the people responsible for the Target credit card breach. They will come into your home and steal your most treasured possessions and ruin your credit rating. DO NOT TRUST THEM.

The good thing about stirring, though, is that it only requires one hand, except when you’re ladling in more stock. So what do you do with your other hand? Well, you put a glass of wine in it, obviously, preferably from the bottle of white that you opened a few minutes ago.

images6. Okay so you’ve been stirring for a fucking eternity and you’ve drank a glass (or 2) of wine and you no longer have feeling in your stirring hand. By now your risotto will look thicker and, I don’t know, kind of goopy. Try a little bit to see if the rice is the right texture — like pasta, you want it to be al dente, with just a little bit of bite. Just get it to the point where it looks like risotto. I don’t know how to explain it, but you will know it when it’s there. Also, now is when you should add more salt if you feel like it needs it. (Spoiler alert! It does.) It’s okay if you get to this point and there’s still some stock left over. This isn’t an exact science. This is cooking like my Italian grandmother. She didn’t believe in science, I don’t think. Especially evolution. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Now, you have some room to personalize your risotto here. I tend to like mine to be a bit thicker, so that when you put it in a bowl it makes this incredibly satisfying “plop” sound and sort of settles a little bit. But it is not liquidy or soupy and it won’t spread out to the edges of the bowl (see photo above). But some people like it more liquidy! And that’s okay! We are all people of different shapes and sizes, there are so many colors of the rainbow, there is room in this world for soupy risotto. Just add even more stock and stir a little slower and swap some of the butter in the next step for cream. You do you.

url-27. Add the butter and whatever cooked vegetables you prepared already. And, guess what???? KEEP STIRRING. Stir until everything is combined. Then take the pot off the heat, use whatever remaining wrist strength you have to stir in the cheese. Let the pot sit for a minute or two while you diagnose just how badly you have given yourself carpal tunnel.

8. DON’T PUT ANY OIL ON TOP OF IT. Don’t add olive oil. Don’t be a bourgie douche and add truffle oil, for Christ’s sake. You just made something incredible, don’t fuck it up now with something else that’s going to coat your mouth and prevent you from tasting your creation. Instead, serve it into the aforementioned bowls, top with some more grated cheese and chopped parsley, and shovel it into your mouth as quickly as you can because it is just that delicious. Or savor it while drinking even more wine because you’ve earned it. And also you need to dull the pain in your wrist.

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90 Comments

  1. Lyzz13 +17

    I’ve always been of the firm belief that there are no risotto recipes, only suggestions. Also, making stock in a slow cooker is minimal effort, and you don’t even need to be home for the cooking part of it. The prep and the cleanup are still utter pains in the ass, but the payoff, to me, is so worth it.

    Side note- risotto with andoullie sausage, dried porcinis, and sundried tomatoes (Tip: rehydrate the mushrooms and tomatoes together using boiling water, use the resulting liquid as the first bit in with the rice) . Do it, it’s amazing.

    1. robot_dinosaur +4

      I make my stock in a giantass stock pot. Just dump a ton of chicken bones in, some carrots, an onion or two, and no celery because I fucking hate celery, and then some thyme although sometimes I forget the thyme, and a shit ton of water and then let it simmer for minimum six hours. Incidentally, if you hate straining that shit through cheesecloth as much as I do, these are an option: http://www.amazon.com/Regency-Soup-Triple-total-S…. They make your life better. Just a bag of cheesecloth and then BOOM stock. (You should strain it through cheesecloth again but you won’t have to deal with gross bits.)

      1. Lyzz13 +11

        Slowcooker stock:

        Into slowcooker: chicken bones, half onion, skin still on because there is seriously no need to peel or chop that fucker, handful of baby carrots, handful of precut celery sticks you don’t even remember buying, but why not, couple of cloves of garlic, a bay leaf, then fill ‘er up with water via kettle, because there is no way you’re going to be able to carry that thing from the sink to the base, don’t you remember the last time you tried? Cover, set to low, go to bed, because it is 2 in the morning, and you are drunk. You really need to look at your choices. But at least it’s Saturday morning. Wake up 8 to 10 hours later, get coffee and think about breakfast while smelling this amazing smell in your house.

        Look at the mess you made the night before, swear softly, then find the ibus. When it cools, huck the slow cooker pot in the fridge. When cold, peel off the layer of fat and grossness. Reheat the chicken jello until liquid again, ladle into storage bags/containers without that filtering business, shove in freezer for later use.

      2. embryoconcepts +2

        Never found the cleanup all that troublesome, but then, I make vegetarian stock. Since I brown all the veggies in the stock pot first, the socks wouldn’t work for my process. Once it’s simmered it’s tasty little heart out, I use a small, handled sieve to scoop out the big pieces. Next, pour through a funnel lined with a coffee filter into a pitcher. Use the pitcher to portion out 1/4 cup portions into a silicone muffin pan (about 1/2 way full). Freeze. Pop out frozen pucks into a gallon bag, keep in freezer. You now have pre-portioned stock pucks ready for use in anything!

        1. Lyzz13 +1

          I never bother with filtering meat stock. Maybe a regular sieve to catch the big pieces, but no lining. The fridging and peeling seems to take care of any remaining scum, and it’s how I was taught. It doesn’t seem to make much of a difference in whatever finished product the stock goes in. I’ve not made veggie stock, but I think I’d use the same sieve-only technique, sans fridging since there is significantly less fat to deal with.

    2. Jizzcliner +4

      Another good way is the bring the stockpot to almost a boil and put in a 200F oven. Or just put it in a 200F or slightly warmer oven. It doesn’t boil that way.

    1. elsamac +19

      Vegetarian broth is easy, too! I don’t even use whole vegetables anymore because I am the spirit of everyone’s great-grandma who lived through the Depression.

      I keep a container in the freezer into which I deposit all the bits of vegetable I trim off while cooking other meals: strips of well-scrubbed carrot and potato skins, stubs trimmed off garlic cloves, the very end of the mushroom stems, the tough outer layer of onions, the tips of green beans that I snapped off to make ’em pretty, celery leaves.

      No brassica, which make it bitter, no beets, which muddy the color, and in my case, no asparagus (because I love to eat it, but I don’t love the smell of it mingled into my broth). If I have leftover herb stems or ginger, I add it and remember so I can specify that on the label when I make and freeze the broth.

      When the container’s full, I put a drizzle of oil in a saucepan, toss the repulsive tangle of vegetable peelings in it until it starts to take on some color, sprinkle with salt, add a bay leaf and some peppercorns, maaaaaybe deglaze the pan with some sherry or wine, then add 2-3 cups water and let it simmer until I’m done cooking dinner/washing dishes/whatever. It gets fragrant and turns a lovely tawny color. In summer when I’m eating lots of tomatoes (and throwing the tops, bottoms, seeds, and skins in the freezer) it’s often a gorgeous reddish-brown.

      Drain the broth from the disgusting tangle of garbage, throw that cooled nest of carrot peelings and garlic chunks into the trash (this is why I always make broth on trash night!), and pour your lovely broth into a zip-top bag (which you’ve already labelled in permanent ink). Lay it flat, ideally in a container just in case it spills, to freeze. When it’s solid, you can shelve your row of stocks and broths like books in a library.

        1. elsamac +8

          Well, when you come over to my home while I’m still cooking dinner and I send you to the freezer to get your own ice* for your drink and you see a container of what is obviously garbage lurking there on the most accessible shelf, I hope you’ll remember how goddamned soothing it all is.

          *This is literally impossible. My tiny kitchen does not allow one person to stand at the stove while another opens the freezer.

      1. Absotively +1

        An even easier way to make vegetarian broth is something like this recipe, which I made once. It makes pretty good broth, though probably not quite as good as the standard method, and it takes up a lot less freezer space. I only used carrots, celery, onions, parsley, and salt, in about the same veggies:herbs:salt ratio as the original. And possibly garlic, I forget.

        The only downside was that it was too salty. I need to make it again and see if I can find the minimum amount of salt that will stop it from freezing solid.

        1. elsamac +6

          I remember looking at that recipe and thinking “Yeeeah, but it looks too salty (thanks for confirming that in case I ever do try it), and anyhow I already make great broth from things I would otherwise throw into the trash, so why bother?”

          My method is so, so easy and simple that I’m never really tempted by any other. Also, I am a monster of frugality, in that I love the idea of eking just a bit more value out of those scraps. I know the method, with its seasonally varying flavor profile* and FROZEN BOX OF GARBAGE is not going to work for everyone’s kitchen habits, but it works effortlessly for mine.

          *squash guts and seeds! how did I forget to mention squash guts? They give a great body and flavor. So every time I gut a squash, I’m torn: do I roast the seeds for a snack or add them to my FROZEN BOX OF GARBAGE?

          1. Absotively +1

            I very much admire people who can do the box-of-frozen-scraps method and similar. I have aspired to be such a person, but in reality I am a person whose fridge is full of old veggies that she meant to cook, and I’m starting to make peace with that.

            One of the recipes I saw mentioned that the amount of salt is meant to be sufficient to preserve the stuff if you want to keep it in the fridge for a month, which I don’t. Then they suggest leaving it all out and freezing it in an ice cube tray, which is definitely not compatible with my kitchen laziness. But I’m sure there is to be a middle ground somewhere. Probably.

          2. elsamac +2

            Oh, that makes perfect sense of the salt quantities; I don’t know if I glazed over that part or what.

            I am not to be admired: I HAVE A BOX OF GARBAGE IN MY FREEZER.

            I subscribe to the belief that it doesn’t much matter what works for other people; you have to figure out what works for you. Me? I’m a box-of-frozen-garbage type. You are not, and that’s a good piece of self-knowledge.

          3. robotneedslove +7

            This box of garbage stuff is a pretty epic humblebrag.

            (I mean that so kindly, because we are all admiring you so hard. I can’t do this because there’s no room in my freezer because of all the bread ends, which eventually my boyfriend will demand I throw away, so I can start again.)

          4. Absotively +3

            Yes, this. Making delicious food out of a box of garbage is definitely admirable.

          5. elsamac +2

            Ahahaha, I can see that it comes off that way, yeah, so I will stop talking about my frozen box of garbage and instead wonder avidly what you’re planning to do with those bread ends. Are they like my collection of parmesan rinds that I keep in there until I either add them to broth or, y’know, throw their shriveled sad selves out?

          6. robotneedslove +2

            Well, I keep them to make bread crumbs for on top of baked pasta and whatnot. (Oooh, whiz old bread with butter, garlic, and rosemary and put that on top of whatever you stick in your oven). But I can’t keep up, and I GUESS it’s ok that the 3 other people who live in my house want freezer room for other food things.

          7. Beakses +1

            Our middle ground is freezing stock in those flat square ziploc containers. If we’re ambitious/ low on containers we then decant the blocks o’ stock and dump them in a big freezer bag.

            You can also totally just freeze it in quart sized freezer bags. Set on a flat surface so they don’t freeze around your wire shelves.

      2. SeaVineyard +2

        This is blowing my mind! As a newbie-ish cook, I am amazed that I can do stuff with that stuff that I usually throw away/don’t use because I live alone and get over ambitious at the farmer’s market.

  2. shahea +20

    Best line ever, and how I plan all my cooking: ” Just don’t use shit wine that you wouldn’t drink, because that would be stupid, and also drinking wine is a key step in the risotto creation process.”

  3. robot_dinosaur +26

    the only way to make risotto is to drink at least half the bottle while you’re making it, otherwise you’re doing it wrong

    1. robot_dinosaur +5

      I do actually make risotto wrong (I don’t stir it as often as I ought to, because I am weak and lazy, and add too much stock at once, but it still comes out good!). My favorite version does just use canned artichokes (see: lazy.)

      1. ThatOtherWench +3

        I am also a failure in these ways, and sometimes I even have (Warning! scandalous subject matter ahead) stickage (gasp and faint!), but have also always been able to eat what resulted just fine. I am, however, militantly anti-cream. I don’t do the EVOO method, although I could understand doing that.

        I don’t really have a ‘lazy’ method, since even with my shortcomings I still recognize risotto is lots of work. I’m just doing too many of the prep tasks at the same time and being distracted. My favorite combination is still red wine + dried porcinis + prosciutto. It does require that fearsome beef stock ingredient, though.

        1. robot_dinosaur +2

          Man, my risotto sticks pretty frequently, but IDGAF. I got worse problems in life to fix and it still tastes fine. I use red wine if it’s what I have lying around. My favorite risotto recipe doesn’t really seem like a lot of work anymore because I’ve made it so often. It takes time, but it’s not *hard*.

    2. elsamac +6

      I think you’ve tapped into why I used to make risotto allllllll the time in my 20s, and now I do it only once in a while. If you’re not up to drinking half a bottle while you stir, the task becomes less rewarding.

  4. alicia +29

    Step #5 reminds me of the lying liars who lie about “caramelized onions in 30 minutes.” Unpossible.

    1. m98widow +5

      WHY do all recipes LIE LIZA MINELLI LIES about how long onions take to cook? Just tell the truth!

  5. Samk12345 +11

    Also, make sure to use unsalted butter. If you have salted butter,

    1) Back away slowly
    2) Burn all of your belongings
    3) Buy unsalted butter
    4) Bstart over from step 1

    Also, fuck pine nuts. So fucking expensive.

      1. Lyzz13 +21

        To me, this parsed as they make people taste metallic, not that they get a metallic taste in their mouths, then was left wondering when NPR started doing things on cannibalism.

    1. robot_dinosaur +10

      Man, I actually roll with a lightly salted butter. I just keep an eye on the amount of salt I add. I get unsalted for certain things, but salted works fine for most.

      1. Jizzcliner +5

        Salted butter has a stronger butter flavour, by preventing oxidation of fats. For sure there are some things that unsalted butter is better for, especially brown butter or clarified butter, because by evaporating ~20% of the mass of butter, you’re increasing salinity by ~ 20%.

        Some people prefer unsalted butter for spreading, but for most recipes, salted butter is fine. Especially if you’re adding salt. You should be adding a fair amount of salt to a risotto, so just go slightly lighter and it doesn’t really matter.

  6. tekkah +1

    Mmmmmmm. Now I think I want risotto for dinner. Even though I’m sick and the thought of standing there just stirring constantly makes me kind of want to die.

    …maybe I make it this weekend.

    1. ProfPumps +1

      Well, the good news is Alice Waters recommends only intermittent stirring, so I do it that way and it turns out exactly the same! Like, every….3 minutes or so stirring. On v. low heat!

  7. victorytasteslikehashbrowns +5

    Anyone else want a thread full of suggested rissotto fillings? I made one with squash, pancetta and sage and it was damn good (but too much chopping!)

    1. anachronistique +3

      I love roasted butternut squash and sausage. It’s the most stick-to-your-ribs meal in the world. Best for blizzards.

    2. msjinxie +2

      I usually skew traditional with risotto flavors, but I once made a blue cheese, apple, and walnut (and sage, I think?) risotto that was a little weird but fucking delicious. (And the leftovers made killer risotto cakes.)

    3. rangiferina +1

      I love it with mushrooms and chard (or any sauteed green), topped with an egg (fried or poached)! also good if you mix in some roasted cauliflower and squash.

    4. Jizzcliner +1

      Beet

      The recipe was deleted because as originally posted, it used equipment against a manufacturers instructions. It uses a juicer and a scale, but you can see it here and just make it in a regular pot. I do all the time.

    5. ljelkins +3

      1) never cream, it is the worst, but goat cheese instead of parm if you want a really creamy and delicious risotto.
      2) extra parm and the fresh parsley and extra butter and loads of fresh lemon juice will basically make the most orgasmic food i’ve ever eaten. those four things. i have never found a better combination.

  8. cuminafterall +26

    The first time I had risotto, it was made by some Italian exchange students who busted out a HALF WHEEL of Parmesan and some saffron they’d bought in Morocco. Nothing I’ve made has ever come close, although I do try. Frequently.

  9. Jizzcliner +3

    This way overcomplicates risotto. Cook’s illustrated way is simpler, and you can prepare a little salad or something in the unattended time.

    After warming your liquid (approximately 2 times the weight of liquid compared to the amount of rice) sauteeing aromatics (onions and/or shallots and/or garlic) and then adding your rice and cooking until it looks a little transparent, you can just add most of the warm liquid (maybe 5/6 of it), turn heat to low and cover the pot for 15 min and simmer. You can then just stir at the end to thicken by releasing the starch from the rice and add cheese or precooked add ins or more liquid if you want a thinner consistency (the picture looks a bit thick, should be all’onda or wavy). Cook until al dente.

  10. literarysara +3

    I came down to evangelize about making your own stock (in my freezer right now: a bag of fish bits, a bag of beef bits, a bag of pineapple peels, two small bags of herb and onion and carrot bits, one large bag of veggie bits) but since that’s covered in previous comments I’ll just say: cooking with wine is the bomb. Wine!

    1. elsamac +5

      pineapple peels

      I would never, ever have thought of that. Do they just add a bit of sweet and a bit of tart?

      1. literarysara +1

        I haven’t tried putting them in with a meat or veggie stock, though I bet they’d be pretty bangin in a beef or pork broth. No, a chef-like friend encouraged me to save fruit bits to make brines. I have not exactly made a brine but I have used my last batch of apple core/pineapple peel “stock” to braise large chunks of meat (awesome) and I also made something called an agrodolce, which in turn made some pretty tasty eggplant.

        Definitely not as practical and use-up-able as meat and veggie stocks, so I don’t know whether I’ll keep it up.

        1. elsamac +1

          Such a great idea! I would never have tried it without your suggestion, though I do include apple peels in my stocks sometimes.

        2. Jizzcliner +10

          Pineapple has bromelain, an enzyme that lightly attacks flesh, which causes the sting when you eat a lot. This also makes it great at tenderizing meat.

          You might have to add some chili pepper to deactivate it or else it will destroy the gelatin, and a meat stock wouldn’t get any body.

  11. ArsenioB_Ham +1

    I’ve always used Giada DeLaurentiis’ recipe, which calls for mascarpone cream added at the end. What are people’s feelings on this? Is this a mortal or simply a venial sin?

    1. Jizzcliner +3

      As long as it tastes good, whatever. My favourite recipe use half beet juice, half water instead of stock . I’ll post a shitty cell phone pic, but it doesn’t really show how deep the red is.

      Edit: Found a better pic

    2. elsamac +7

      That sounds fucking delicious, is mostly what I think about that.

      My friend’s Swiss husband taught me his family recipe for fondue, which calls for a fat spoonful of mascarpone added at the end, and consider how not-authentic that sounds. But it’s great, so I do it every time.

      And now you’ve given me an idea of what to do with the rest of the mascarpone after I make fondue, because previously I’ve just been spreading it on challah, topping it with chocolate, broiling it, and preparing for my mortality.

  12. anachronistique +2

    I made risotto on Sunday night with no wine (too lazy to go buy it) and storebought stock and frozen peas and it was still pretty fucking delicious. It’s not hard, it just takes forfuckingever, but like you’re doing anything better with your time?

    1. ArsenioB_Ham +6

      Things I have substituted at times for the wine in risotto: apple cider vinegar, white grape juice, apple juice. Has never been undelicious!

      1. aqueousmedium +1

        Tomato juice is also pretty fucking good, especially if you have sun-dried tomatoes on hand. I only ever think to do it in the exceedingly rare occasions where there’s no wine in the house, though.

    2. elsamac +4

      Yeah, I tend to make risotto when I have something else to do in the kitchen – but that tells you how tiny our kitchen is, that I can stir a pot with one hand while tidying shelves with the other.

      And I routinely make it with frozen peas and a whacked-up onion and the last scrids and scrads of parmesan and whatever wine I left in the fridge, and it is, as you say, pretty fucking delicious. I mean, would it be better with farm-fresh asparagus and shallots and better wine that I didn’t buy at Trader Joe’s? Sure! But the slop in my fridge makes a mighty fine dish.

  13. chrysopoeia +2

    Julia, I need to read your tumblr and/or become your best friend so you’ll invite me over for risotto nights. Either way.

  14. elsamac +15

    A few years ago, The Fella made risotto and the next night, faced with a huge pot of leftovers, I threw my hands up and made risotto cakes. KAPOW: from that day forward, we have been making risotto just for the pleasure of risotto cakes the next night.

    In case anyone asks: I beat an egg, mix it into the cold risotto with a fistful of cheese, then fry big spoonfuls of the mixture in olive oil and butter until crispy on both sides. I like to serve them with some modest sauce. Last time, it was leftover romesco [my template for that is here] and sour cream, but even a drizzle of good balsamic straight out of the bottle works great.

    1. plspassthePinot +3

      Thank you, as I was planning to write “and HOW do you make risotto cakes?” after reading your first paragraph. YUM.

      1. elsamac +1

        Obviously, that’s pretty loose: one egg, two eggs, maybe just the yolks, a handful of cheese, add in some more sauteed vegetables or a spoonful of well-reduced wine, whatever.

        Some people dredge them in crumbs or flour; I find the cold mixture spooned into the hot pan works just fine without dredging.

        They’re fantastic. I find reheated risotto pretty dreary, but risotto cakes are creamy and tender inside, crispy-hot outside. SO GOOD. I might have to make risotto soon just to make the cakes.

    2. lemonadefish +1

      This sounds like a way to make risotto edible! (sorry y’all; it’s just too mushy!)

    3. ljelkins +4

      HOW did I never hear of this before now?? You have saved me. I rarely make risotto even though I love it because it makes so much food and I hate it as leftovers (it is delicious glue when fresh, and actual, caked, rather unpleasant glue when a day old). but now I can make it even when I don’t have company, and do something awesome with the leftovers! yayyy

  15. bumblebeebear +1

    Would this be super disappointing without the cheese? I can’t eat dairy and I don’t really like fake cheeses, but I’m worried there is a crucial flavor I’ll miss out on. Is there some sort of seasoning I could add that would make up for it?

    1. alicia +2

      I am not a master risotto maker, but what cheese adds generally is fat, salt, and umami so think about that when replacing it. I’d say extra olive oil, salt and porcini powder (which in my house is referred to as “magic dust” for its ability to improve nearly any savory dish).

    2. elsamac +3

      I think as long as you make a flavorful risotto base, you’ll do great. Start with a nice rich stock or broth, amp up the flavorful elements like shallots or herbs, and be sure to taste to correct the salt level. (Parmesan adds creaminess and rich flavor, but also adds a little pow of salt.)

      If I were doing it, I’d be tempted to add mushrooms sauteed until they’re nice and dark to give the dish some umami, but I know not everyone likes mushrooms. Shellfish is also high in umami-rich glutamates, and it’s traditional not to add cheese to shellfish risotto, which may tell ya something.

    3. Jizzcliner +1

      Add a bit of extra fat (olive oil is great) as well as maybe a bit of nutritional yeast or even MSG (if you’re cool with that). MSG works great as a parmesan substitute.

    4. cuminafterall +4

      White miso stirred in at the end, maybe? Not *~*Italian*~* but the Japanese do like their rice, too…

  16. tea_for_all +11

    as someone who may be an attorney in new york in the near-ish future, i find it reassuring that julia pizzi has time (sometimes?) to 1) make risotto and 2) write down her method for the benefit of the toast readership.

  17. eiffeldesigns +3

    A few years ago I decided I was going to become a risotto making master. I now make risotto on the regular because it is the most relaxing thing I can do, besides watch marathons of Law & Order.

    I, however, believe that risotto should be a little on the runny side. You put it in the center of your rimmed plate, give the plate a shake, and then it spreads out to the edges. That, for me, is perfect risotto consistency.

    And yes, I also make my own stock but I have the luxury of having a chest freezer so I make batches and batches throughout the year and freeze them in plastic containers, then decant and put them in large freezer bags. It’s remarkably easy (and you can make stock while laying about on the couch watching Law & Order marathons with little work on your part).

    1. Jizzcliner +4

      Chest freezers are the best freezers. Stock is great, but they’re also nice for making really large pots of stew or chili and portioning them out. Or making biscuit dough and freezing it. Or keeping summer produce for the middle of the winter. Just so many reasons to love them.

  18. Elsa is Emily

    Ahahaha, I can see that it comes off that way, yeah, so I will stop talking about my frozen box of garbage and instead wonder avidly what you're planning to do with those bread ends. Are they like my collection of parmesan rinds that I keep in there until I either add them to broth or, y'know, throw their shriveled sad selves out?

  19. Lynne E.

    1) never cream, it is the worst, but goat cheese instead of parm if you want a really creamy and delicious risotto.
    2) extra parm and the fresh parsley and extra butter and loads of fresh lemon juice will basically make the most orgasmic food i've ever eaten. those four things. i have never found a better combination.

  20. Lynne E.

    HOW did I never hear of this before now?? You have saved me. I rarely make risotto even though I love it because it makes so much food and I hate it as leftovers (it is delicious glue when fresh, and actual, caked, rather unpleasant glue when a day old). but now I can make it even when I don't have company, and do something awesome with the leftovers! yayyy

  21. wemostlyeateggs +2

    We mostly drink red wine in our house, so if we don’t have any white, I like to use dry vermouth instead! We usually have a bottle open in the fridge and sometimes have a hard (not that hard) time using it before it goes a bit off… and it gives your risotto a kind of different spice to it. Try it out!

  22. pallasathena

    We mostly drink red wine in our house, so if we don't have any white, I like to use dry vermouth instead! We usually have a bottle open in the fridge and sometimes have a hard (not that hard) time using it before it goes a bit off… and it gives your risotto a kind of different spice to it. Try it out!

  23. Becketkm +1

    Made this recipe for din din tonight. Killed it. Thx Julia xoxo

    Roasted bebe tomatoes + bebe spinach = home run

  24. eden

    How to make chicken stock:
    Simmer your carcass in water for about 20 minutes. Just cover your carcass with water. Wait until disgusting scum-like foam comes to the top. Remove the scum. It is terrible.
    Add in a roughly chopped carrot (or two), roughly chopped onion, some whole peppercorns, flatleaf parsley, garlic, cloves smashed with no mercy, a small sprig of thyme.
    Simmer- the pot should merely murmur- for another 20-40 minutes. The stock should be a golden brown, like reams of silk and fat.

    Strain with a colander or whatever. See what you did there! Most of the time you did nothing! And now you have chicken stock! (also: chicken carcasses are so cheap, too).

    Also also, carnaroli rice is better and nuttier, if you can find it, but it tends to be more of a less forgiving mistress than arborio.

  25. Phoebe +1

    Made risotto for the first time ever with this method (though less saffron and twice as much cheese). It was a success! Thanks Julia!