Everyone who attended Dave Chapelle’s Block Party, ten years later.
Fish-eating spiders “pretty common.” That is so nonchalant! Were scientists chewing on stalks of hay as they made that announcement? “Yeah, there’s…there’s a bunch of ’em, so look out, I guess.”
Okay, read this, and then read the first comment. WE ARE SO CLOSE TO MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
“Gerry Goffin was my first love. He had a profound impact on my life and the rest of the world. Gerry was a good man and a dynamic force, whose words and creative influence will resonate for generations to come. His legacy to me is our two daughters, four grandchildren, and our songs that have touched millions and millions of people, as well as a lifelong friendship.”
puts on “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow,” stares wistfully out the window.
We do not need more pigeons, passenger or otherwise. You stay dead. YOU STAY DEAD, pigeons.
“An extremely rare white humpback whale has been spotted off the coast of Sydney in an event onlookers called a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
The albino is believed to be Migaloo, the world’s best-known all-white humpback who has built up a loyal following in Australia since first being sighted in 1991.”
OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDD I WANT ONE
I still have not forgiven him for Flowers for Algernon and I never, ever will.
Have you seen The Apartment? It’s on Netflix Instant right now, and I’m watching it at my friend Leah’s house. I’m not the world’s greatest Shirley MacLaine fan, but she’s just terrific in it. You ought to watch it, if you haven’t got a lot of plans this weekend.
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.