Quiz: Do You Like Your Job? -The Toast

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Katherine Perry’s last self-help quiz for The Toast can be found here.


Do you like your job?

  1. It’s fine
  2. Not really.
  3. No.
  4. Yesssss!

Do you dig your occupation?

  1. It’s fine.
  2. Not really.
  3. No.
  4. Yesssssss!

Do you fancy your position?

  1. No.
  2. No.
  3. Shut up.
  4. Shut up.

Do you take a shine to your métier?

  1. Eh.
  2. Meh.
  3. Mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.
  4. !!!!

Do you groove on the task to which you are appointed?

  1. I neither enjoy nor disenjoy it.
  2. Nay.
  3. I pray thee, understand the negatron that issues from my lips!
  4. Aye, ‘tis as sweet as a kiss from a babe.

Do you cherish your line of work?

  1. Faintly.
  2. Nope.
  3. Ix-nay.
  4. Indeed!

Do you relish your vocation?

  1. Moderately.
  2. Thumbs down.
  3. Two thumbs down.
  4. Thumbs up!

Do you hanker to put your nose to the grindstone?

  1. Eh.
  2. Meh.
  3. Mmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.
  4. !!!!

Do you have scoliosis?

  1. Not sure.
  2. Maybe.
  3. Possibly.
  4. Not sure?

Restless legs?

  1. Not sure.
  2. Like, the syndrome?
  3. Maybe?
  4. I sure do, ‘cause I gotta DANCE to celebrate my awesome J-O-B!!!!


Mostly A’s: You are probably indifferent to your job.

Mostly B’s: You probably complain about needing a haircut for weeks before actually getting one. Also, get a new job.

Mostly C’s: You hate your job.

Mostly D’s: Your job SUX, drone! Just kidding. You like your job!

Katherine Perry is a writer and other things in Brooklyn.

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