10 Reasons Robot Servants Are Going to Change the World
57 Ways Robot Servants Can Make Your Life Easier
50 Rejoinders to the Reluctant Adopter of Robot Servants
30 Tasks Your New Robot Servants Can Do Better Than You
28 Ways Robot Servants Can Assist Your Cat
26 Small Ways You Can Help Your Robot Servants Adjust to Your Home
22 Quirks Robot Servants Manifest Around Your Cat
15 Speeches of Encouragement For Your Robot Servants
99 Signs Your Robot Servants May be Depressed
100 Techniques to Entice Your Robot Servants Away From Your Cat To Clean Your House
101 Signs Your Robot Servants May Secretly Resent You
113 Signs Your Robot Servants Are Plotting Against You
118 Items from Your Household Potentially Dangerous in the Hands of Your Robot Servants
121 Forms Collaboration between Your Robot Servants and Cat May Take
123 Bargaining Techniques for Use with Robot Servants And/Or Cats
139 Techniques for Turning the Affection of Your Robot Servants for Your Cat to Your Advantage
158 Ways to Build a Barricade to Stop your Murderous Robot Servants
189 Ways to Convince Your Cat to Stay on Your Side of the Barricade
190 Reasons Your Robot Servants Will Overpower Your Flimsy Barricades
290 Reasons You’re Better Off Entrusting Power to a Class of Robot Governors and Their Consort Cats
6792 Ways You Will Serve Your New Robot Masters and their Consort Cats
13 Reasons Humans Are Perfect Pets for Cats
Hal Parker is a student of life. He lives in Philadelphia.