oh no youre gonna get ghost hands
oh man there was just one stick before but now theres two this isnt good watch out bud
okay okay do not turn around but there are three sticks now
hoo boy this isnt good
theyre growing some kind of a sentient vine brain in between em all
this is no time for dancing!!
The Stick War Has Begun
The Sticks Are Our Masters Now, They Ride Us Like Horses
it will do you no good to resist the Stick Army, there are always more of them
Once Again The Sticks Have Prevailed
The Sticks Know Your Thoughts And They Will Punish You For Them
perhaps the Giant will save us
the Giant has not saved us and I am alone with my thoughts in a terrible desert
the knight rides where the stick tells him to ride
he does not even remember his own name
the sticks have chosen a Queen
watch out for that lizard at your feet though
