The Complete List of Insecurities: A Cartoon -The Toast

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slightlyignorant 79p · 517 weeks ago

YUP. Pretty much covers it all.

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vanadiumoxide 115p · 517 weeks ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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betsymore 124p · 517 weeks ago

YESSSSSSSS

To which I learned this morning that I can add: AM I GOING TO HAVE THE CORRECT OR INCORRECT KIND OF BABY SHOWER.

ETA: The answer is INCORRECT, it will be INCORRECT to at least 20% of the guest list.

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gloriana232 109p · 517 weeks ago

Shit, well, of course it looks dumb when it's all in a list.

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Anna · 517 weeks ago

not gonna lie, the "do you have the look of someone who is loved" one made me look away from my computer monitor and stare blankly at the wall for a good 15 seconds

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Eris · 517 weeks ago

That was surprisingly comprehensive. In a strange way, it actually made me feel better about myself, because now and then I'd read one and think, "no, I'm pretty ok with that", so thanks?

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GreenGrasses 121p · 517 weeks ago

Every morning that my partner doesn't leave me is a goddamn miracle. I look so bad when I sleep that I don't know how he handles it.

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Passing_Strange 101p · 517 weeks ago

You forgot kissing technique, which that article from yesterday's link roundup reminded me to feel insecure about, even though the article was not aimed at me, nor do I do any of the things outlined in it (I think).

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Laura · 517 weeks ago

My mind immediately started separating these into "Yeah, I am insecure about that"; "No, I've got that one on lockdown"; and the worst category of all, "Oh, crap, that's an insecurity I'm supposed to have?" Meta-insecurity.

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cosetthetable 121p · 517 weeks ago

Flexibility (literal)
Flexibility (figurative)

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Bothari · 517 weeks ago

Neck girth? Neck girth is a thing I'm supposed to be fretting about? It is so weird being a human.

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Jessargh 101p · 517 weeks ago

Well, I just noticed that my left thumb is significantly fatter than my right thumb. So you missed one.

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Megan · 517 weeks ago

CROTCH POODLE! Is that a new term or am I just new to hearing it?? Either way - THANK YOU for bringing it into my life!!

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Lethologica · 517 weeks ago

Ability to remember your childhood

Slight twinges that will definitely become crippling disabilities later in life

Literary taste

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Goomaly 113p · 517 weeks ago

My crotch poodle's bark is worse than her... wait...

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kilks401 119p · 517 weeks ago

ugh environmental impact

not making art/ making bad art

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aquamarinaveen 115p · 517 weeks ago

ability to orgasm
*sob*
i *know*, in my brain, that this is a stupid thing to be insecure about. and yet.

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builtahouse 123p · 517 weeks ago

Me, while reading the whole article: oh GOD

("are you cute while sleeping" killed me, until I got to "do you have the look of someone who is loved" and I would like you to put my afternoon back together please, you ought to find the shards of it around the floor.)

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