Realtalk, gang: who is naming our fruits and vegetables? This is madness. Anyways, here are a bunch of tomato names that sound like strippers from the recent film Magic Mike XXL, which I do not think has yet been mentioned on this particular website.

Big Boy

White Wonder

The Arkansas Traveller

Hothouse Beefsteak

Moneymaker

Supersteak

German Johnson

Tiger Tom

Sweet Million

Husky Gold