Writing Some Assembly Required: Meditation in a Furniture Store
"I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to this KLIMPEN/LALLE to write."
July 20, 2015
Writing 
Beauty What To Do With Your Body Hair: The Ultimate Guide
This is exactly how you should be dealing with your body hair.
Animals The Random Penguins: Three Cartoons
More penguin cartoons from ML Philpott.
The Butter Literary Ladies Cage Fight: The Not-So-Virgin Suicides
It's Ophelia versus Juliet in this week's all-Shakespeare Literary Ladies Cage Fight for The Butter.
Cartoons & Comics Tomato Varietals That Are Somehow Not “Magic Mike” Characters
These tomato varietals are very hunky and sound like strippers from Magic Mike.
Beauty If The Boy From The Giving Tree Were Your Boyfriend
OKAY, OLD STUMP.
Beauty David Brooks Writes a Sestina About Ta-Nehisi Coates
The latest in a series of sestinas that David Brooks has written for The Toast.
Family Dad Magazine: July 2015 Edition
Dad Magazine: For Dads, by Dads.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
