- Your damned insolence, peasant!
- Another word against Lady Micklemack-Zero-Gravity, slave!
- These outrageous accusations against the High House of Stabbington, you nameless wench!
- Such brazen impudence from a fatherless peon in the presence of the kinglet!
- Your impertinence in the face of these serious allegations from a member of the Endaggered Brethren!
- Backtalk from a slut-handed strumpet!
- This tin-coated effrontery from some ownerless robot bumpkin!
- The besmirchment of the name of Lord Blast-o-tron by some Outer-Rim boot-wearer!
- Your damned cheek, you bloodless backwater vulgarian!
- This treasonous talk of rebellion, you cur!
- This mutinous talk of revolution, you dog!
- This treacherous talk of uprising, you mongrel!
- This perfidious talk of heresy, you caitiff!
- Another minute of this nonsense! The Eden Terminus does not now, nor has it ever existed – it is a myth designed to distract soft-headed, conspiracy-minded loons like the Professor here!
- Further mention of the Forbidden Colony and its Forsaken Pioneers in Her Highness’ Presence!
- This outlandish talk of insurrection, you heartless churl!
- This outrageous slander against our beloved Prince-Abbot from a dog-livered philistine!
- Further talk of equality from an unpropertied star-girdler!
- Wild tales of gold and nonsense from an ignoble dirt-blood!
- Another word against Clan Fractal from you while a member of the Betrayal Squad is speaking, vassal!
- Such blasphemous speech against a Sister of the Most High Name from an untitled bondservant!
- A description of mine own responsibilities from you, peon – I will let the sun set on my children’s bloodless bodies before I take a lesson in civic battle garb from a man who cannot afford to appear before the court with a ceremonial Bloodcloak!
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Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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