Things That Will Not Be Tolerated In This High Court Another Minute -The Toast

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  • Your damned insolence, peasant!
  • Another word against Lady Micklemack-Zero-Gravity, slave!
  • These outrageous accusations against the High House of Stabbington, you nameless wench!
  • Such brazen impudence from a fatherless peon in the presence of the kinglet!
  • Your impertinence in the face of these serious allegations from a member of the Endaggered Brethren!
  • Backtalk from a slut-handed strumpet!
  • This tin-coated effrontery from some ownerless robot bumpkin!
  • The besmirchment of the name of Lord Blast-o-tron by some Outer-Rim boot-wearer!
  • Your damned cheek, you bloodless backwater vulgarian!
  • This treasonous talk of rebellion, you cur!
  • This mutinous talk of revolution, you dog!
  • This treacherous talk of uprising, you mongrel!
  • This perfidious talk of heresy, you caitiff!
  • Another minute of this nonsense! The Eden Terminus does not now, nor has it ever existed – it is a myth designed to distract soft-headed, conspiracy-minded loons like the Professor here!
  • Further mention of the Forbidden Colony and its Forsaken Pioneers in Her Highness’ Presence!
  • This outlandish talk of insurrection, you heartless churl!
  • This outrageous slander against our beloved Prince-Abbot from a dog-livered philistine!
  • Further talk of equality from an unpropertied star-girdler!
  • Wild tales of gold and nonsense from an ignoble dirt-blood!
  • Another word against Clan Fractal from you while a member of the Betrayal Squad is speaking, vassal!
  • Such blasphemous speech against a Sister of the Most High Name from an untitled bondservant!
  • A description of mine own responsibilities from you, peon – I will let the sun set on my children’s bloodless bodies before I take a lesson in civic battle garb from a man who cannot afford to appear before the court with a ceremonial Bloodcloak!

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