I will neither explain myself nor apologize (actually I will probably do both in the comments).

Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (WHAT IF EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK TO SOMEONE ALL THEY HEAR IS THAT NAGGING “LISTEN“ BELL)

Immortan Joe, Mad Max: Fury Road

Denethor, The Return of the King

Principal Snyder, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Henry VIII, literally any adaptation of the life of Henry VIII

Roman, particularly that scene where he turns down the girl at the Sin Say Shun Awards with the “I’m into hard sci-fi” line, Party Down

Rumplestiltskin for some reason??

The mean mom from Titanic and also Billy Zane in Titanic

The witch, Rapunzel (I swear I won’t steal any of your children, I just identify with people who steal things that are beloved by others)

Gaius Baltar, Battlestar Galactica

Mary, Downton Abbey, 100% of the time, she can do no wrong

Prince Joffrey, fuck you

Distressingly and unwillingly, Tim McManus, Oz

Charlize Theron in Monster but not Aileen Wuornos in real life

The dog from Duck Hunt

Jenny Schecter once, for just a minute, but I have to be honest

Kathy Najimy, Hocus Pocus (I know she’s FUN but they kill children!)

Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

goodbye forever, sorry I’m like this