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nopemobile +17 May 23, 2016 6:19 pm She looks so much like Kate McKinnon in the cover photo that I did about 4 double takes in a row Also “So close to my menstrual cycle I could scream [roars]” I know that feel.
CleverManka +17 May 23, 2016 7:27 pm Any other person delivering that line I’d have been all NOPE but from Madeline it’s hilarious.
Lucy +5 May 24, 2016 1:14 pm She kinda looks like Kate McKinnon in that still, which leads me to believe Kate should play Madeline in a biopic.
Each and every one of us needs a Louis Vuitton car.
…and matching pant suit.
She looks so much like Kate McKinnon in the cover photo that I did about 4 double takes in a row
Also “So close to my menstrual cycle I could scream [roars]” I know that feel.
Any other person delivering that line I’d have been all NOPE but from Madeline it’s hilarious.

Jeans? I bet they’re tight.
She kinda looks like Kate McKinnon in that still, which leads me to believe Kate should play Madeline in a biopic.