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May 23, 2016

Personal Stories

On Painted Hands and Soccer Pitches

by Shireen Ahmed · May 23, 2016
"She belongs there: both her skilled feet and her painted hands."
Beauty

Happy Madeline Kahn Monday: High Anxiety

by Mallory Ortberg · May 23, 2016
I'm sorry, please forgive me. I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle that I could scream.
Poetry

Lord Byron’s “To A Lady”

by Mallory Ortberg · May 23, 2016
What more do you WANT.

More by Mallory Ortberg

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  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

LGBT

Shipwrecks in Deserts: On Mystic Atheism

by Gabrielle Bellot · May 23, 2016
"The world feels like it has gotten at once bigger and smaller, with all these transitions."
Humor

Dad Magazine: May 2016 Edition

by Jaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky · May 23, 2016
For Dads, By Dads.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · May 23, 2016
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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