Go On, Get Out Of Here -The Toast

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KatPruska 117p · 457 weeks ago

Are you "White Fang"-ing us???

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enafucoy 98p · 457 weeks ago

All we wanted was to be loved, Jack!!! *runs into writer's room*

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sparkwoodand21 127p · 457 weeks ago

SHAN'T

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Jocasta Carr · 457 weeks ago

Oh Mallory, Nicole, Nikki, Marco and everyone who made this place what it has been, writers and commenters all - thank you, so so much, from the bottom of my heart. I'm at my desk trying not to tear up because I've been here from the beginning and seen this grow into the amazing, unique space and community it has become, and it has been a daily joy even when there have been times where I've been more of an observer than a true member of the group. To echo Mallory I have loved you all and I am excited to see where everyone goes next, and I hope we can keep this beautiful community going and growing and changing in new, exciting, unforeseen ways. Go forth and be Too Witches, and may Llorothaag be with all of you.

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ixshelle · 457 weeks ago

I AM ACTUALLY SOBBING.

I have never mourned a website more. I love you all dearly.

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Katie · 457 weeks ago

And how much we have loved you.

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sluts4ever 107p · 457 weeks ago

I REFUSE

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heyheyemkay 137p · 457 weeks ago

*whimpers one last time, looks at Mallory with deep and abiding love and forgiveness, trots off into the deepest part of the woods*

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maidopersephone 114p · 457 weeks ago

I'm making my best sad puppy face at the screen FYI

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wisco_disco 109p · 457 weeks ago

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JocastaCarr 134p · 457 weeks ago

Oh Mallory, Nicole, Nikki, Marco and everyone who made this place what it has been, writers and commenters all - thank you, so so much, from the bottom of my heart. I'm at my desk trying not to tear up because I've been here from the beginning and seen this grow into the amazing, unique space and community it has become, and it has been a daily joy even when there have been times where I've been more of an observer than a true member of the group. To echo Mallory I have loved you all and I am excited to see where everyone goes next, and I hope we can keep this beautiful community going and growing and changing in new, exciting, unforeseen ways. Go forth and be Too Witches, and may Llorothaag be with all of you.

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larocquen 78p · 457 weeks ago

Oh Mallory. We love you too.

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annecara 125p · 457 weeks ago

NO.

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ballisticjaguar 99p · 457 weeks ago

<3

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philipgoldfarb 127p · 457 weeks ago

But can't we stay here? You said you were keeping the site up...

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mariahnotmaria 113p · 457 weeks ago

Mallory nooooo! Don't don't don't.

Mallory, I think you are the only editor I haven't had a chance to thank yet. Thank you for everything you've done, for changing how I feel about feminism and Western art and literature. How lucky I am to have had my worldview shifted by a sea witch internet goddess. Love you, thank you, and goodbye*

*Okay okay I'll join Slate Plus just for you

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StoatCat 138p · 457 weeks ago

I LOVE YOU. I HAVE SQUATTER'S RIGHTS.

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SemperLegens · 457 weeks ago

I was just, um, going anyway. Yeah.

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Alyson Kissner · 457 weeks ago

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM. (You're kind of my mom.)

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bastardsnow 104p · 457 weeks ago

NEVER

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liesandperfidy 158p · 457 weeks ago

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desigirl2404 123p · 457 weeks ago

I'm too witches to leave tbh. (ETA is this how witches works or am I getting that wrong?) (ETA again to say THANK YOU MALLORY FOR EVERYTHING)

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StillT 103p · 457 weeks ago

MALLORY.

(Thank you.)

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bocadelperro 112p · 457 weeks ago

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protocoach 117p · 457 weeks ago

Mallory I have to WORK dammit, I can't have all these feels running rampant.

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LadyPoopjokes 123p · 457 weeks ago

We are your friendly bed bugs now, you're never getting rid of us

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heythatsmybike 100p · 457 weeks ago

Fare thee well, Melis. You're Prudence now.

(wistful music)

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superiorjulie 104p · 457 weeks ago

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE.

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threatqualitypress 136p · 457 weeks ago

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unleavings 112p · 457 weeks ago

WE LOVE YOU MALLORY, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TROLL US. Thank you so much for the toast. So much. So very much. Thank you for making it impossible to reread some of my childhood favorites, thank you for making me snort beer out my nose (ouch) while reading Monks Invent..., thank you for helping me realize that my cat is a teenage dirtbag.

God, I'm going to miss this place.

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sagerenee 107p · 457 weeks ago

No YOU go to the writers room! (sob)

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Robin Browne · 457 weeks ago

MALLORY STOP IT MY HEART CAN TAKE NO MORE

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enafucoy 98p · 457 weeks ago

Nah.

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GingerHawk 124p · 457 weeks ago

WE ARE TRYING OKAY THERE ARE A LOT OF FEELINGS BLOCKING THE DOOR

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mjcrom 101p · 457 weeks ago

I was just sitting on the front page, refreshing.

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theburnersmydestination 142p · 457 weeks ago

But...but... you said we could stay....

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chnellociraptor 114p · 457 weeks ago

This is the only appropriate Mallory send-off. Anything more would have been unseemly.

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sarahgundle 127p · 457 weeks ago

SHAVEN'T

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heckyeahjess 96p · 457 weeks ago

WELP THIS IS THE ONE THAT DID IT FOR ME, THANK YOU FOR THE CRYING

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hallowedcrow 65p · 457 weeks ago

::puts on takin'-off cap::

::takes off cap::

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wagrid 131p · 457 weeks ago

<3

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praemunire · 457 weeks ago

"Harriet felt tears start in her eyes. Old Golly put her down sternly. 'None of that. Tears won’t bring me back. Remember that. Tears never bring anything back. Life is a struggle and a good spy gets in there and fights. Remember that. No nonsense.'”

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