GENIUS: Ghostwriter manipulates letters of text in books, newspapers, what have you, to form clues that help the youths solve mysteries. His abilities transcend anagrammar. Most likely because he is a ghost.

SUIT #3: What does he look like?

GENIUS: Kind of like a feed icon.

Wait, that sounds terrible. Obviously, we mean you can now purchase Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky's comic masterpiece for the low price of $20.

Give one to a friend! Give one to someone who harasses you on the street!

The Toast does not endorse giving presents to street harassers. --Nicholas Pavich, publisher.