Beauty The Toast Looks Back: The Best of If X Were Your Y
How we have loved them all.
If X Were Your Y
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Beauty If Barack Obama Were Your Dad
If Barack Obama were your dad, he'd make you go camping with him every summer. "Come on, girls! This tent isn't going to put itself up!"
Beauty If Lea Salonga Were Your Best Friend
It would be a whole new world.
Beauty If Oscar Isaac Were Your Boyfriend
You’d get your thick, dark eyebrows done at the same time, and he'd always tell you that yours look better.
Relationships If Sarah Paulson Were Your Girlfriend
If Sarah Paulson were your girlfriend, men and women would open doors for you, but in a way that felt genteel, not institutionally sexist or weird.
Beauty If Jason Bateman Were Your Boyfriend
Everything would be different.
If Ted Cruz Were Your Husband
This is mostly about soup.
Humor If Tom Hiddleston Were Your Boyfriend
If Tom Hiddleston were your boyfriend, he would fully support your contention that people should not speak to each other in the mornings.
Beauty If LeVar Burton and Yo-Yo Ma Were Your Dads
Like you've never thought about it.
Humor If Justin Bieber Were My Terrible, Golden Son
This post is dedicated to my recent jet lag.
Relationships If Misty Copeland Were Your Girlfriend
She's not, of course, and never will be. But what if she were?
Relationships If Evan Peters Were Your Boyfriend
Drew Grant imagines a magical world in which she is dating Evan Peters of American Horror Story fame.
Beauty If Josh Hutcherson Were Your Boyfriend
Picture it.
Beauty If Mary-Louise Parker Were Your Girlfriend
What a life it would be.
Beauty If Jenny Lewis Were Your Girlfriend
Just imagine.
