Religion Bible Verses Where “Truly I Say To You” Has Been Replaced With “Can I Be Honest For A Minute Here?”
Jesus replied, ‘Can I be honest with you for a minute? Today you will be with me in Paradise.’
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Religion Bible Verses Where “The Messiah” Has Been Replaced With “King Shit of Fuck Mountain”
Well, we're closing the site anyhow, so.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Verily” Has Been Replaced With “Fuckin’ A”
Fuckin' a, man.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Behold” Has Been Replaced With “Look, Buddy”
Listen, pal.
Books The Left Hand of Darkness Bible
May I find shifgrethor in your eyes, Lord.
Religion Bible Verses Where “The Abyss” Has Been Replaced By “Arrakis” And “The Spirit” Has Been Replaced By “The Spice”
Even unto the lowest depths of Arrakis, you are there.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Worship” Has Been Replaced With “Skin”
Skin!!!
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Forgiveness” Has Been Replaced With “Um, I Was Kidding. It’s A Joke“
Wow. It was a JOKE.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Sinners” Has Been Replaced With “Posers”
The return of the CTRL+R Bible.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Fear Not” Has Been Replaced With “Um. Yikes.”
Wow. Where is this even coming from?
Religion Bible Verses Where The Phrase “All Is Well” Has Been Replaced With “It’s All Gravy”
And all things are gravy, and all manner of things will be gravy.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Tithe” Has Been Replaced With “Ass, Grass, Or Cash – Nobody Rides For Free”
Christ died for your sins, but nobody rides for free.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Phrase “God’s Will” Has Been Replaced With “God’s Takes”
This Bible just keeps getting better and better.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Adversary” Has Been Replaced With “PC Culture”
O Lord, keep PC culture from me.
Books Bible Verses Where The Word “Hell” Has Been Replaced By “Squaresville”
That's no mellow trip, daddy-o.
