1. “Yes, I have had my share of complaints but on the whole I've been a saint!” 2. “When everyone is finished dancing on my grave, they may be disconcerted to find I am not in it.” 3. “I have an extravagance that knows no bounds.” 4. “Jewellery is a defining attribute, rather like your intelligence or the number of residences you have.” 5. “I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there…