What a great time to sign up. You remember, this ol' thing we talked about last week?

Let's talk about incredible things that AREN'T free, shall we?

1. Tickets to Lin-Manuel Miranda's musical, Hamilton.

I'm gonna level with you. I am CONSTANTLY burdened with feelings of inadequacy when I think about the University of Iowa's legendary Writers' Workshop. Everyone who was better than me in my creative writing seminars in college went to Iowa, and now they have written real books and stuff, instead of just owning a feminist humor site that is read by 99% of librarians and archivists in New England. This is Iowa, as far as…