Posts tagged “ham”

  1. This picture of me with Rebecca Mead? It's the best picture of me I've ever seen. You can't tell that my face is 90% gums and ears, and that I usually lose my upper lip completely when I smile. I'm going to post it every single day until it gains sentience and walks among us. So, as you may know, I went to NYC for less than 24 hours, entirely for the purpose of doing…

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  2. Grief You can’t love a ham. Luckily, you notice the quilted quality of its leathery skin looks a lot like a certain iconic handbag. You can wear a ham as a handbag.   You can’t love a kohlrabi. In December, the only thing to eat is kohlrabi, unless you hop on its spaceship bulb and whiz away to kohlrabi space.   You can’t love button mushrooms while dropping a handful of their still breathing bodies…

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