Previously in Mallory Goes To The Movies: Things that actually happened in Vampire Academy. Michael Ealy looks like someone started to cast a handsomeifying spell on Skeletor from He-Man but got interrupted halfway through. Michael Ealy looks like a small witch has burrowed inside of his man's skull and every day carefully and delicately rearranges a single one of his face bones. Halfway through the movie, my friend leaned over…