This is a movie recap so it will be entirely composed of spoilers. If you're thinking there's a plot twist in Magic Mike XXL you don't want to know about until you behold this movie's glory on the silver screen, read no further. Let's get one thing out of the way--Magic Mike Vol. 1 was not a good movie. I loved it but it was terrible--no plot, terrible acting, and it was pretty dark and…
In this amazing poster, my beloved Channing is saying, “Back off, ladies. All this is for Roxane only.” He is also saying, “Take a look at my oiled torso, my perfect arms, my perfect face, my amazing dance moves, my thick neck, I am the Alpha and the Omega.”
