Previously in Mallory Goes To The Movies: Things that actually happened in Vampire Academy. Michael Ealy looks like someone started to cast a handsomeifying spell on Skeletor from He-Man but got interrupted halfway through. Michael Ealy looks like a small witch has burrowed inside of his man's skull and every day carefully and delicately rearranges a single one of his face bones. Halfway through the movie, my friend leaned over…

Baggage Claim, why weren't you amazing? You had Jill Scott in a little pink neckerchief. You should have been amazing. Baggage Claim, why won't you let me love you? When Paula Patton first sees Langdon (Taye Diggs) on a flight, he's seated one row in front of another one of her exes (Curtis, I think?) and the two of them start talking, and she makes a comically worried face that seems designed to make the audience…