Some chick says, ‘Thank you for saying all the things I never do.’ I say, you know, the thanks I get is to take all the shit for you. -Ani DiFranco, “Face Up and Sing” The only time a fan ever recognized me, I was shitfaced in a Minneapolis gay bar on New Year's Eve, and absolutely desperate to pee. An extremely tall, hefty woman in a shiny silver dress stood ahead of me in…