I want to tell you about a movie. A movie where, whenever a character prays, he does so like a cartoon character: forehead bowed, eyes closed, hands clasped together with unbent fingers in the "I'm praying" position, on his knees. A movie where the line "Just this once, call me Daddy" inspired me to write 5000 words of Terrence Howard/Taye Diggs slashfic. A movie where good-looking men wear expensive peacoats all the time, and no…