have you seen our friend Mr. Martin?
he was to take me to tea this afternoon but he isn’t here
do you really still like him??
i told him you were not virtuous
and i think that got rid of him
i didn’t think you still liked him
you wouldn’t have liked him for much longer anyhow
lol what would your name even have been if you married him
that’s not even a name, Harriet
“hi I’m Mrs. Farmer I’m married to a farm”
bugs live on farms, Harriet
for another thing
he is dreadful at whist
do you want to come over and play whist??
i think it was Mr. Martin
i definitely told SOMEONE you were not virtuous
idk who exactly but
it was for sure definitely someone
I want to make a new house rule
no more servants getting married
remember when Miss Taylor got married?
it was awful
we didn’t have enough people in the house to play whist for weeks
I guess what I’m trying to say
is I told Hannah she has to turn down Mr. Smith
I was firm but fair
she’s the only one in the servant’s hall to ever lead a grand slam
and she wanted to throw that away
just because she is with child
want to come downstairs and play whist???
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do you know what I can’t stand
oh my god right
I could definitely never marry a reserved person
I’m the same
me too I’m the same way
do you know what I LOVE though
living life to the fullest
oh totally whist
whisting to the fullest
I agree completely
we’re like the same person
the same not-reserved person
I’ve never met anyone like you
would you like to come over and play whist?
ahhh sorry can’t
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.