Proposed Internet Slang -The Toast

Proposed Internet Slang

ByCarrie Jewett

on March 26, 2014 in The Internet

mgq

Mean Girls quote

brbcmwc

Be right back; consoling myself with cheese

nmg

Needs more gifs

tmg

Too many gifs

fluff it

Please repeat your previous statement, but replace all words with pictures of adorable cats.

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rihg

The author of the book will roll in his or her grave

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10tq

Ten Things I Hate About You quote

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V

Facebook post is too vague to be meaningful

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><

I violently disagree with your opinion, but because this is a public forum for families and impressionable pets I will refrain from taking you to the metaphorical woodshed with my switch-like rhetoric.

eatoie aosoc[;a

Too drunk to type

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whyy my lif happn

Not drunk enough to forget problems

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24601

Sorry, I watched Les Miserables again and now I can’t do anything but cry and belt out strident war ballads

–_

I am raising one eyebrow

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~_

I am raising one eyebrow suggestively

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owq

Oscar Wilde quote

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tma

Too many abbreviations

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Carrie Jewett is a law student in Seattle. She can often be spotted reading caselaw, reveling in her debt, or admiring other people's work-life balance.

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safvn 121p · 578 weeks ago

brb sighing over the Idris Elba gif forever

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zdravo09 26p · 578 weeks ago

yup.

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GreenGrasses 121p · 578 weeks ago

owq ftw

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Owl Queen 124p · 578 weeks ago

IEG
- Idris Elba Gif

WTFIEGOMGSSSSSSS
- IDRIS ELBA GIF

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naglayaxuliganka 108p · 578 weeks ago

Thank you for the 10 Things I Hate About You gif. Good afternoon, Heath.

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mbculver 114p · 578 weeks ago

I keep watching the Oscar Wilde GIF, drooling over Colin Firth, and harking back to those halcyon days when Rupert Everett had his original (lovely, un-surgeried) face.

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sednarea51 128p · 578 weeks ago

yes yes yes yes yes YES

SPICY

SPICY

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sednarea51 128p · 578 weeks ago

ETA: I am vastly pleased by the Rock Eyebrow gif

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icebergmama 113p · 578 weeks ago

girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

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CleverManka 143p · 578 weeks ago

When the day comes that I can have a screen installed somewhere on my body (I nominate my right eye) so I can communicate via GIFS, I will be the first person in line. Well, possibly the second person. Right behind this article's author.

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SarcasticFringehead 113p · 578 weeks ago

They're just so much better at conveying what I mean than the words I make with my mouth.

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alicia 114p · 578 weeks ago

You have no idea how long I have waited for a "one raised eyebrow" emoticon. I have needed it so.

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embryoconcepts 104p · 578 weeks ago

Agreed. That and the >< are perfect.

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icebergmama 113p · 578 weeks ago

yes this gives me life and I cosign all of it.

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hugpunch 130p · 578 weeks ago

Vaguebooking! The best/worst to watch from a distance.

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beatrizcentury 88p · 578 weeks ago

I can't stop. Thanks a lot LIVEJOURNAL.

*to be fair I've gotten a lot better.

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tclawren 126p · 578 weeks ago

BRBCMWC is going to be the name of my new band. This will mostly consist of me saying I'm in a band but really just eating a lot of cheese.

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shahea 103p · 578 weeks ago

That Rock gif was not only perfect, but it was timely, as there seems to be a leeeeeetle bit of a Dwayne Johnson explosion in my Toasty Twitter feed. (That I in no way helped to subdue by posting the picture of The Rock as Hercules.)

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CordeliaFitz 121p · 578 weeks ago

Alleged Oscar Wilde Quote.

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samaraweiss 102p · 578 weeks ago

Primary text citations or GTFO.

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samaraweiss 102p · 578 weeks ago

Actually, I could use an abbreviation of that a lot in my internet life; it's most of what I feel like saying.

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ArsenioB_Ham 125p · 578 weeks ago

My two reactions to this post:

(1) Night cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

(2) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH *sobs*

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fannybrawne 84p · 578 weeks ago

this post has a paog (perfect amount of gifs)

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tekkah 115p · 578 weeks ago

I just have to comment to appreciate all the eyebrows. I mean my body is just going THE ROCK? NO, IDRIS. NO, THE ROCK. NO, IDRIS.

Thank you.

(Also, because I need to give a thumbs up to Sednarea51's tweet calling the Rock's eyebrow "The People's Eyebrow," I just. YES.)

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sednarea51 128p · 578 weeks ago

Have you not heard The People's Eyebrow before?! BEST NAME. God, I wish I could take credit for it.

And completely agreed about those dueling eyebrows. The screen space directly between those two gifs is my happy spot.

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NicoleCliffe 145p · 578 weeks ago

Guys, if I told you how long I spent picking these GIFs yesterday, they would not let me parent children anymore.

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citizenchristy 120p · 578 weeks ago

That Mycroft one, though.

I just found out Mark Gatiss and his partner have a dog named Bunsen and a Victorian laboratory in their house. I WANT TO BE THEiR NIECE.

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nonvolleyball 98p · 578 weeks ago

tmtssgnum

(too much time spent selecting gifs; now unfit mother)

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DeLoreanGrey 127p · 578 weeks ago

~_

I am raising one eyebrow *really* suggestively OR something terrible has happened to my face please take me to hospital

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combledore 103p · 578 weeks ago

I find that Mark Zuckerberg gif really upsetting.

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blushingflower 116p · 578 weeks ago

Cumberbatch's HAND in that "not drunk enough" GIF. I can't even.

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robot_dinosaur 115p · 578 weeks ago

whyy my lif happn

WHYY

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robot_dinosaur 115p · 578 weeks ago

this is me all the time forever guys, whyy

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thelaureno · 578 weeks ago

TWO FOUR SIX OH OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!

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